The Maternity Mug

My brother just gave me one of the best gifts I've ever received. Granted, it's kind of disturbing, but really funny. I can't wait to giggle as I drink my daily hot chocolate out of it. Kind of makes the stretch marks, waddling, constant bathroom breaks, and discomfort a little more bearable.

Here's the punny blurb from the back of the box:

"The Maternity Mug was created by a woman who was pregnant at the time she 'conceived' it. As she tells it, what started out as innocent fooling around soon grew into an idea of 'larger' proportions. Some nine months later the Maternity Mug burst into the world. Note that the Maternity Mug is light so as to cause no excess 'labor' using it. The drinking opening has been fully 'dilated' for easy 'delivery' of your beverage. The mother-to-be will certainly enjoy the mug for coffee breaks before her water breaks. The mothers-who-are will want to take a break from the duties of child rearing using the Maternity Mug for a 'pregnant pause." And even men can put their hands around the Maternity Mug and feel a real 'kick' themselves."

Cheers.